Great Moments In Bachelorhood
Tonight I found myself standing in the kitchen with a mouthful of Bachelor Tuna Casserole* scratching my back with the still-warm spaghetti ladle. The only thing sweeter than the tender nubs of the ladle soothing my itchy back was not having to hear anyone bitching about it.
*Bachelor Tuna Casserole Recipe
Cook 1-2 handfuls of pasta** then mix with
1-2 tbsp. olive oil
1 handful of shredded mozzarella or ½ handful of parmesan flakes (mmmm, parmy!)
1 can of tuna
1 handful cooked vegetable optional
Season to taste.
**pasta, oil and cheese can be replaced with even more ghetto Kraft Cheese & Macaroni™
posted by Aaron @ Wednesday, May 04, 2005
10 comments
10 Comments:
Who bitches about ladle scratching??? That's messed up. Ladle scratching rules.
Not every chica is as cool as you THL.
As a recently married guy, I don't know what's more sad; That since I'm not a bachelor, I'll never have that luxury again? Or that if I caught Holly doing that I would totally bitch at her for it? Either way, I'm deeply saddened by this.
Ladle scratching... It just shows you think outside the box. Good for you. Way to use your creativity in the kitchen (as well as being efficient and resourceful with cooking and personal care).
my money says it was a back scratcher first, and then some genious decided it could also hold food.
see- you just need to start thinking of this stuff first.
*UPDATE*
Holly said that so long as I was wearing a shirt, she would totally let that slide... I'm trying it out tomorrow. What's the recipe again?
One part hot ladle, one part itchy back.
Mix until thoroughly sassified.
The bachelor casserole is also the “I just moved to GA and have $10 to last me food-wise for the next week” casserole. Except I did it the really ghetto way by using Wal-Mart brand powdered mac & cheese product, and frozen peas.
Extra ghetto points for you Mikki. Double if you put ketchup on it.
Triple points if you were watching WWE while dining.
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