I get around.

I thought you might enjoy seeing me sharing a few moments with some of my closest friends. They’re my close friends because of my awesomeness (aka: one of my co-worker’s awesome photoshop skillz).

Don’t let these photos make you jealous or think that the Lou Diamond Phillips photo is not real. It is. Really.


“Listen Jen, it’s not you, it’s just that Angelina is so much hotter than you.”


“No George, not hot enough. You gotta add the pointing finger.”


“Shhh. Shhh, Cristy. Victoria’s secret is safe with me.”


“Sorry Catherine, not until Michael is dead, or at least a vegetable.”


“So you’re saying you’ve never been Molly McButter?”


“Wait a second, I thought I brought home Molly McButter. Who are you and what have you done with Molly McButter!”


“What’s that you’re smoking Cary? ’Baby seal eyes,’ you say? Well, whatever it is, it smells like ass.”