Wednesday, August 10, 2005

A Few More Thoughts On Recent Advertising

Favorite slogan in a really long time:

Best Watch Your MTV’s.


Most unfortunate poster placement:

“The 40 Year-Old Virgin” next to “The Clairvoyant Child” of USA’s the 4400.


Don’t think she saw that one coming.


Worst celebrity endorsement:

Terry bald-as-a-doorknob Bradshaw as spokesperson for Supercuts.

Wha? Have you guys seen these commercials? Where Bradshaw talks about how his hair color is a “spring?” No Terry, it’s the dead of winter, and you’re a maple tree. That’s your hair color.

In fact, Supercuts loves Terry and his non-existent flowing locks so much, they made little computer games and cartoons that feature him on their website, like this one:


Between life and cream rinse, Terry chooses cream rinse.

Here you maneuver Terry around on a surfboard and pick up floating hair product while trying not to get eaten by the school of sharks in the water. Maybe that Blow Out guy Jonathan Antin should do a site like Supercuts to get more people into his salons. Nothing says “class,” or “haircuts” for that matter, like a flash animation game of, say, Wilford Brimley in a hang glider catching falling curling irons while avoiding vultures.

That one’s free, Jonathan. The rest will cost you. Dearly.


It’s the right thing to do, Jonathan.

7 Comments:

At 10:47 PM, Blogger Kim Plaintive said...

Dude, what were you doing in Flushing?

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger Cosby Sweater said...

I wasn't in Flushing, NY, that is the Flushing Ave stop on the G train in Brooklyn.

 
At 2:24 AM, Anonymous Joanna said...

Flushing, NY.
Its about as good as Drain, Or. !
Who comes up with these names?

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger bob hyatt said...

hey man! more blogging!! :)

 
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could I please have more explanation of the quote of the day? “His hair was sticking up and all you had to do was give him a peanut butter sandwich.”
—John Madden quoting Bill Parcells on Drew Bledsoe
Am I missing something? It's awesome in an unknown kind of way.

 
At 6:38 PM, Blogger Cosby Sweater said...

That's the beauty of the quote. That WAS the context. There was no context. It made no sense.

 
At 6:38 PM, Blogger Cosby Sweater said...

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